i baked my mom a triple chocolate two layer cake for her birthday i’m so proud its not falling apartĀ
i'm lisa. i'm awesome. i don't try to sound profound or deep. i hate little bitches who use the thesaurus and think they have a flair for the english language. my grammar is shit. i have a tendecy to be shallow and hard headed. i hate myself while at the same time i think i'm better than you. there is a 95% chance i will rub you the wrong way. i'm a dick due to my lack of filter. i can dish and i can't take it. like i said i'm awesome.